Saturday, 28 February 2009

Ya Rabbi- It's Another Flip - Flop! It's No to "Allah" Now!

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"An order recently signed by Datuk Seri Syed Hamid Albar allows the Catholic Church to use the word “Allah” for God outside of the religion of Islam in its weekly newspaper, The Herald, as long as it follows certain terms and conditions. The order was gazetted on Feb 16 under the Internal Security Act (ISA)."
-MalaysianInsider

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KOTA KINABALU, Feb 28 — The Home Ministry has rescinded a government gazette that allowed conditional use of the word "Allah" in Christian publications with immediate effect.

Admitting that there was a mistake in enacting the gazette that resulted in confusion over the word in question, Minister Datuk Seri Syed Hamid Albar said the government's decision to ban the use of the word “Allah” in Herald-The Catholic Weekly remained in force until the court decided otherwise.

The government had recently ordered a ban on the Herald's Malay edition until the court makes its decision, as part of conditions for it to be allowed to continue publishing in English, Chinese and Tamil.

"There is a judicial review on the matter and we leave it to the court to decide. I think there was a mistake in enacting the gazette. When we made a mistake I must admit that there is a need look at it thoroughly.

"As there was a mistake... so it is better we make a correction," he told reporters today.

Syed Hamid was commenting on the call by the Malaysian Islamic Da'wah Foundation (Yadim) earlier today, urging the government to withdraw permission for the conditional use of the word "Allah" in Christian publications.

Its chairman Datuk Mohd Nakhaie Ahmad said the government had not acted wisely in allowing the use of the word in Christian publications which he said could anger Muslims not only in the country but also throughout the world.

A government gazette dated Feb 16 has stated that documents and publications relating to Christianity containing the world "Allah" are prohibited unless the words "FOR CHRISTIANITY" was written on their front cover.

The condition was contained in an order entitled “Internal Security (Prohibition on Use of Specific Words on Document and Publication) Order 2009”.

Paragraph 2(1) of the order reads: The printing, publication, sale, issue, circulation and possession of any document and publication relating to Christianity containing the words Allah, Kaabah, Baitullah and solat are prohibited unless on the front cover of the document and publication are written with the words "FOR CHRISTIANITY". — Bernama

Friday, 27 February 2009

It's the Mole - and "God"'s will for the "The Ummah" ....

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By Adib Zalkapli
KUALA LUMPUR, Feb 27 — In another sign that Pas has yet to abandon the idea of forging a closer relationship with Umno, the Islamist party's president Datuk Seri Hadi Awang has called for the formation of a national unity government in view of the current political turmoil.

In an interview with The Malaysian Insider, the Marang MP said Barisan Nasional could not on its own bring the country out of the economic crisis.

Hadi was also certain that the party would not suffer the same fate as in 1970s when it was expelled from BN and lost its control over Kelantan.

Last year, the party was split between the conservative faction which favours cooperation with Umno through what it calls muzakarah (dialogue) and another which prefers to strengthen the then newly formed alliance Pakatan Rakyat.

“We need to look common ground in uniting political parties in carrying out responsibilities, it’s not that we cannot disagree, but we want this common ground to be given priority, before we spend our time on issues that we disagree on,” said Hadi.

"Beruk", "Anjing", "Babi" - The BN Plague Spreads in Parliament!!!


First we had The Bung, Jasin and Pasir Salak (there was one other guy I forget ....).
Move over guys .... (drum roll please) we now have a newborn in this club - the one and only
Ibrahim Ali (he's got the "prestigious" title of DATO', mind you!!!)

The Following is from PenarikBeca, on the antics of the man (or is it?):-

Petikan dari hansard Dewan Rakyat 19/2/2009:
Dato’ Ibrahim Ali [Pasir Mas]:
Hei, beruk!!

Tuan N. Gobalakrishnan [Padang Serai]: Beruk sahaja kenal dengan beruk tau!
Dato’ Ibrahim Ali [Pasir Mas]:
Kamu jangan kurang ajar ya!

Tuan N. Gobalakrishnan [Padang Serai]: Beruk besar kenal dengan beruk...
Dato’ Ibrahim Ali [Pasir Mas]:
Hei, anjing!

Tuan N. Gobalakrishnan [Padang Serai]: Kalau saya anjing, kamu pun anjing.
Dato’ Ibrahim Ali [Pasir Mas]:
Kamu anjing!


Tuan Haji Khalid bin Abd. Samad [Shah Alam]: Bagi pihak Melayu, you have no right.
Dato’ Ibrahim Ali [Pasir Mas]:
Hey, you shut up! You shut up! You shut up!
Babi!

Tuan Haji Khalid bin Abd. Samad [Shah Alam]: Awak ingat awak seorang saja Melayu?
Dato’ Ibrahim Ali [Pasir Mas]: Apa you bercakap macam itu?
Tuan Haji Khalid bin Abd. Samad [Shah Alam]: Beri saya laluan!
Dato’ Ibrahim Ali [Pasir Mas]: Tak payah!
Tuan Haji Khalid bin Abd. Samad [Shah Alam]: Beri saya laluan!
Dato’ Ibrahim Ali [Pasir Mas]: Tak payah!
Tuan Haji Khalid bin Abd. Samad [Shah Alam]: Kalau kamu berani!
Dato’ Ibrahim Ali [Pasir Mas]: Tak payah!
Tuan Haji Khalid bin Abd. Samad [Shah Alam]: Penakut!
Dato’ Ibrahim Ali [Pasir Mas]: Apa penakut?
Timbalan Yang di-Pertua [Datuk Dr. Haji Wan Junaidi Tuanku Jaafar]: Yang Berhormat Shah Alam...
Beberapa Ahli: [Menyampuk]
Dato’ Ibrahim Ali [Pasir Mas]:
[Menghempaskan songkoknya]

Thursday, 26 February 2009

I WARN YOU, you God-forsaken Dhimmi: Print it, Read it, but DON'T ever say this word - "ALLAH"

What the ^%#$.... real geniuses we have in the Malaysian Ministry of Home Affairs headed by none other than Mr. Hamid Albar himself!!!!
**(LOL ...I'm sure Fr. O.C. Lim will be real pleased ....)

Christians can use Allah in print, but they cannot say it

By Debra Chong

KUALA LUMPUR, Feb 26 — The controversial ban on the word “Allah” to mean God for non-Muslims is still in place, said a Malaysian Catholic priest involved in a court dispute over its use.

The Associated Press had reported earlier today that the ban had been lifted with conditions.

“The ban has not been lifted,” Reverend Father Lawrence Andrew, editor of The Herald, a Catholic weekly newspaper, told The Malaysian Insider this afternoon.

He said he had recently received a letter from the Home Ministry reinforcing the rule forbidding the word “Allah” in a non-Muslim context.

He explained the ban made exceptions for Christians to use the word “Allah” only in print and under stringent conditions.

“The printing, publishing, sale, issue, circulation and possession of any document and publication relating to Christianity containing the words ‘Allah’, ‘Kaabah’, ‘Baitullah’ and ‘Solat’ are prohibited unless on the front cover of the document and publication are written with the words ‘FOR CHRISTIANITY’,” Fr Lawrence said, quoting from the letter dated Feb 16, 2009.

“The words ‘FOR CHRISTIANITY’ referred to in subparagraph (1) shall be written clearly in font type Arial of size 16 in bold,” he added.

The notification, which falls under the Internal Security Act, was gazetted on Feb 16 this year.

“We feel good we can use ‘Allah’ again,” Fr Lawrence said, adding that the March 1 issue of The Herald will bear the required warning on its front page.

But he is wary of celebrating too soon, noting that the order does not allow Christians to use it orally, whether celebrating Mass or other forms of prayer and worship.

“If I had a Malay Bible, but if ‘FOR CHRISTIANITY’ were not printed on its front cover, ahhh, trouble,” the priest said.

Fr Lawrence noted that with the case still going on, the government’s latest move could be seen as acting in contempt of court.

Tomorrow, the High Court here will resume hearing the judicial review filed last year by the Catholic Church against the government over the “Allah” ban.

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Not to be left out in seeking publicity and conflict - we have the Rising Taliban of PKR, the one and only, the skullcap restrained mind of the intellectual amoeba, Zul Nordin!!

PKR man upset ‘Allah’ can be used in Christian publications

By Adib Zalkapli

KUALA LUMPUR, Feb 26 — PKR’s Zulkifli Nordin today questioned the decision made by the Home Ministry in allowing the Catholic weekly The Herald to use the word “Allah” in its publications.

“Have they referred to the related decree? The ministry should not compromise on this matter,” said the Kulim Bandar Baharu MP when asked about the decision.

He told The Malaysian Insider that his opposition to the use of the word “Allah” by non-Muslims were not motivated by theological arguments.

The Home Ministry has allowed Herald to use the word “Allah”, but the publication has to clearly print the words “For Christianity” on its cover.

“We should look at the social context where the word is used by the Malay Muslims in the country, what is the reason behind their insistence on using ‘Allah’,” said Zulkifli.

Earlier in his speech while debating the motion of thanks to the Yang Di-Pertuan Agong, the first term MP express his unhappiness with The Herald’s editor Lawrence Andrew’s statement on the use of the word Allah by the publication.

Cast in Stone & Casting Stones .....

"... some Articles in the Constitution are cemented in stone and can't be amended even with 100% majority in Parliament".
- "SuperAdmin" MalaysiaToday (comments section)
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As much as some things may be "cast in stone" in the constitution, it cannot last forever.

The question is - How long the leaders can keep it viable, without corrupting the spirit in which it was drafted.
Many things are said in the Constitution - but unless those who interpret it understand the spirit in which it is supposed to be applied and upheld, it is nothing but "toilet paper".

Right now, the extremists have thus far succeeded in manipulating the moderate secularist spirit in which it was drafted, so as to make demands based on a "literal" interpretation. This is made convenient through the draconian laws (eg EO, ISA, Police Act, UUCA, PPPA) which these extremists have formulated - laws which encourage ignorance and an unthinking mob mentality.

Discussion is deemed a danger. Debate is a danger. Education is deemed a danger. Progress is deemed a danger. Anything which threatens the comfort of the corrupt is deemed a danger.
Laws are formulated to protect the pirates from the people. "Daylight Robbery" will also be translated as constitutional, and "cast in stone". To challenge it would be deemed "seditious" and would warrant "detention" (and not "arrest", mind you!)

This attitude is further aided by the servile & corrupt instruments of state, which facilitate fascism and obsession for "sectarian supremacy & purity". That too, is considered "constitutional".
That the idea of "the unique identity and economic sustainability" is what the constitution intended, would be lost forever. It becomes a competition to plunder and rape the nation based on the fascist ideas of "supremacy" of an elite club of pirates, on the pretext of "constitutional rights" of a privileged "sect".

If the "spirit" of the Federal Constitution is lost for good thru this ignorance & manipulation, for better or for worse, one might as well resign oneself to an impending revolution and a new Constitution and the fracture of this "nation state" as we know it.

Whether this revolution will be peaceful or otherwise will depend on the level of education and enlightenment which the people espouse. In a worst case scenario, we will end up like the Swat Valley in Pakistan- in which case, even PAS as we know it wouldn't survive!

Then the we can kiss good-bye, all that is "cast in stone" ..... and sing "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow" while we bang balls!

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"To be, or not to be: that is the constitution."
- with apologies to Shakespeare, Hamlet III.i

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Under Pressure - Mistaking Apples for Oranges Amidst the Vandals' Bushfires....

If a half dozen Pakatan Rakyat State Assemblypersons from Selangor cross over to Barisan Nasional, and what happened to Perak also happens to Selangor, would he still be a jolly good fellow?
- RPK,
For he’s a jolly good fellow, No Holds Barred

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Link to Full Lyrics of "Under Pressure"
"It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends
Screaming 'Let me out'
Pray tomorrow - gets me higher high high
Pressure on people - people on streets
Turned away from it all like a blind man
Sat on a fence but it don't work
Keep coming up with love
but it's so slashed and torn
Why - why - why ?"


It appears to me that RPK is under immense pressure and "needs to write a few things to straighten things out".
With a few charges against him in the courts and mourning the passing of an Aunt, sometimes I really wonder how RPK copes on a day to day basis. The pressure must definitely be nerve wreaking and mind boggling.

There have been a few signs of "coping methods" embraced by RPK.
First it was the Che Guevara style - complete with the cigar & then the Cap. Probably it was to "feel the revolutionary spirit" or whatever. Next came the angry statement of "a bullet" in the previous post. Maybe it was a sign of frustration at trying to put out the many bushfires that are being started by "vandals".
As such, of late RPK has come up with a few statements which weren't exactly what MT is about - at least IMHO ... but then again, he may be trying to get his audience thinking again (as opposed to the many sickeningly unthinking commenters we see these days, who laud everything RPK says). It may be that he was just courting controversy, so as to provoke discussion.

Nevertheless, the pressure RPK is under, is just as heavy as that which plagues DSAI. I think both of them are showing signs of the stress involved in putting out the ever increasing bushfires lit by the "vandals".
It is at times like these that we need to stand by our leaders - for a friend in need, is a friend indeed.
Let is sing them "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow", despite the bad press in the MSM.
Let us help them ride this wave of bushfires ....

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(The following was my comment on MT in the above mentioned RPK's column ...)

"Knowing you guys and gals you will smear my cousin to kingdom come."
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Indeed Pete - clarity of thought should be the order of the day. So I say - you've gone on a tangent, and lack the very clarity required here!

If the DAP/PAS/PKR farts don't smell so sweet to you at all times, why then do you carry the flag of all these parties (on the Barisan Rakyat banner) at all times?
They may have signed the people's declaration for political expediency, but they don't exactly walk the talk at all times - Hassan Ali, Zul Nordin, that Manicka clown and the "Songkok issue man" are some to note. moreover, they back down, at the first sign of controversy!
(My hats off to LGE, Karpal & LKS though ....)

Then you go on to say, "They aspire for an Islamic State and since some of you do not agree with this you feel that Pakatan Rakyat is better off without PAS. Many also do not support HINDRAF because they fight on a Hindu platform. Even Indians of Muslim or Christian persuasions do not have nice things to say about HINDRAF.

Well, to that, Pete - I'll say damn those guys who say that their kinda fart alone smells sweeter than all the rest! Period. There is no premise for sectarianism in the People's Declaration!

As for the office of the heads of state, is created by the real rulers of a state - the government. The legitimacy of it lies with the people- and hence, the people have a right to dispute a judgmental error.
The onus is on the one who occupies the seat/office to maintain its credibility, and preserve its integrity against all odds, to uphold the constitution upon which it depends. The respect the office commands depends on the conduct of the office-bearer, and not his bloodline, heritage or "god-ordained rights"
So there is nothing wrong in questioning a flawed judgment, and praising a good call.

So - about Perak and Selangor ...
You're comparing apples & oranges, Pete!
These are two different scenarios - one was about the installation of an illegal govt. The other was simply "advice" sought.

Without a doubt, HM Sultan Azlan Shah may also have personally been a "victim of circumstances" just as much as the Perakians. and it isn't necessarily him personally that the people condemned, but the office of the Sultan - the institution that was abused by "hidden hands" at work.
Whatever said and done, the head of state cannot "fire" his MB - he may only select the candidate he feels, commands the majority in the assembly - and the argument about the "Interpretation Act" which Shad Faruqi highlighted is flawed. The MB can only be "fired" by a vote of no confidence.

Hence, I have no doubts whatsoever that the people would be pissed off should the office of the Selangor Head of State commit an indiscretion to the same effect - and it may not necessarily against your cousin in his personal capacity.
That it is your cousin who occupies the seat, is incidental.

As for KJ, we all know what he's done, and the reputation he has as a "wormtongue" and how sweet his dog-breath is when the situation calls for it ..... but of course there are always people who believe that it's cool to jump into a barrel of shit, to clean it from within, while hoping to come out smelling like roses.

Come what may, despite my difference in opinion, I'll still sing "For he's a Jolly Good Fellow" for you - becos of what Malaysia Today has given to the people.
So let's have some clarity over apples & oranges, and not get petty - passionate or not.

Wednesday, 25 February 2009

377A - A Law Strong Enough for A Man. ;-D

In The Blog News Today

Jed Yoong Says:

PRESS STATEMENT: Police Investigation For Sedition

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(Warning: This post is Rated 18SX by the Umnoputra Censor board)
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A fellatio! A fellatio! My kingdom for a fellatio!

-with apologies to Shakespeare (replace italics above with "horse") Richard III, V.iv

Tee Keat says party won’t back Soi Lek

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The BN Political Propaganda Machinery is rockin', and it's on a roll
- and it's all over
morality and legality!!!
We had Frogs and illegal goverments seeking, Queens Counsels in Perak, then dirty pictures, Cows and Cars in Selangor, now we have Fellatio and 377A in Johor .....
The "sensation" created by the BN backed MSM over some perverted tendencies of a missing voyeur/ peeping-tom has hardly died down .... but move over Eli!


We now have Super Chua - (He's Da Man!, I say) - in the docks, as a testament to our Bolehsian Prudish Hypocrisy & stupidity!! "Poor" Chua .... being hounded for his "indiscretion", in "a moment of weakness" (or is it "strength").
He's to be charged under 377A!! This is definitely for the record books!
According to Dangerous Liaisons , nobody has ever been charged under this section in our history (at least then when it was written), and now Chua has made Malaysian History!!
Malaysia Boleh!!!

With all the stupidity shown by the certain quarters in using it to victimize political adversaries, one can only wonder which planet these guys come from. The depths of depravity our politics has sunk to is definitely mind boggling!!
Do these slimeballs actually get-off on these things?

One might also say the same about the lawmakers who don't wish to discuss it in parliament ..... (I wonder what the skullcap restrained mind of the intellectual amoeba - Zulkifli Nordin, would have to say about it!)
Anyway, the following was a comment in the discussion (forum mentioned below) I found:
"it isn't that easy to update acts or codes. It has to go through a length process of drafting, tabling, debating and etc before it finally gets out as amending acts. Why it's not so easy is because every word, every comma and even a full stop makes a difference. Besides, we're talking about a bunch of monkeys in parliament. Do you honestly think that they would want to work that hard?"

Y'know what - I would never trust a lawmaker who confesses to never having experienced the pleasure of this "crime". Ong Tee Keat however says, Do you think we should support something that is against the law?”
Somebody... anybody - please tell me this wimp is trustworthy ...

Now- All you sexually active adults out there - Beware!
The government now walks into your bedroom and your pants too - 24/7!!
To the more "adventurous" - Whatever you do, remember that you are "protected" from a menage-a-trois (or more), by the Police Act (assembly of three - remember?), and the ISA.

Next, what you do in there, is governed by the Penal Code Section 377 (unless of course you're into Mongolians/ camels/ sheep or, are an Umnoputra, of course- read Rahim Tambi Chik And 15 Year-Old Norhayati)!!
With all the filthy porn infesting the world, bohsias infesting the streets and hostels of our IPTAs, Mongolians & underage girls corrupting our leaders, and what not, Umno believes that 377A makes it a better world - who knows, maybe it's a matter of "national security" and all ....

To all you hubbies out there - Sorry mate!!
You're doomed to boooring "legal" sex if you're a law-abiding Malaysian citizen.
And to all the gals who seek for a foreign spouse - (unless you're into "subs" only),Good Luck, sweetheart if you want them to settle in Bolehsia, knowing "377"!
(To be fair, this is actually a British legacy, and there is actually nothing Malaysian/Arab/ Islamic about it!)

According to some politicians in Malaysia, you will not be charged if you're the complainant (as in the Saiful/ Najib "scholarship" case)- so, if you've got any doubts about your partner, just go ahead and get into the Umno habit of making 101 police reports with an FIR - whether there are "cows" involved or not.

I tried doing a Google on this 377, and reached the following forum, where the 377 was the butt (no- not that kind of butt!) of jokes!!

The following is what I got top most on the search results (at a "Malaysian Brides" forum!!):-

Let us analyze the Penal Code section 377:
377A. Carnal intercourse against the order of nature.

Any person who has sexual connection with another person by the introduction of the penis into the anus or mouth of the other person is said to commit carnal intercourse against the order of nature.

377B. Committing carnal intercourse against the order of nature

Whoever voluntarily commits carnal intercourse against the order of nature shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to twenty years, and shall also be liable to whipping.

377C. Committing carnal intercourse against the order of nature without consent, etc.
Whoever voluntarily commits carnal intercourse against the order of nature on another person without the consent, or against the will, of the other person, or by putting the other person in fear of death or hurt to the person or any other person, shall be punished with imprisonment for a term of not less than five years and not more than twenty years, and shall also be liable to whipping.

377CA. Sexual connection by object.

Any person who has sexual connection with another person by the introduction of any object into the vagina or anus of the other person without the other person's consent shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to twenty years and shall also be liable to whipping. [Exception: This section does not extend to where the introduction of any object into the vagina or anus of any person is carried out for medical or law enforcement purposes.]
377D Gross Indecency

Any person who, in public or private, commits, or abets the commission of, or procures or attempts to procure the commission by any person of, any act of gross indecency with another person, shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to two years ..........................................................................................................................

Now, it would appear to me that by virtue of section 377B and 377D:

(1) a HB can be jailed up to 20 years & whipping if his wife performs oral sex on him. It is, however, not a crime if he performs oral sex on her.

(2) a HB can be jailed up to 20 years & whipping if he has anal sex with his wife, even with her consent or blessing.

(3) a pair of consenting male homosexuals who willingly perform oral sex on, or have anal sex with, each other can both be jailed for up to 20 years and whipping. It is, however, not a crime for a pair of consenting female homosexual to perform any sort of oral sex or anal sex (with the help of any "tools").


The good news for section 377B is that a HB can safely make use of any object (other than his penis) perform anal sex on his wife with her consent. It seems that section 377B favoring the ladies - we can enjoy as much oral sex as possible legally while the female homosexuals can legally enjoy their sex life too.

Hey.. don't be happy too early. By virtue of section 377D,

(1) a couple who willingly spice up their sex life in any aspect other than the ordinary missionary pose in their own bedroom could be deemed as commission of act of gross indecency and can be jailed for up to 2 years.
(2) anyone who own/buy any sex toy could be charged for "attempts to procure the commission of act of gross indecency" with another person and can be jailed for up to 2 years.


There is no clear definition of gross indecency, even kissing in the public can be summoned to Court - there was a case few years back where a chinese couple was charged with gross indecency as they kissed in KLCC garden.


If you think the above are bad enough, let me show you 2 big FLAWs in these sections:

(1) by virtue of section 377B, the forceful and non-consensual insertion of any things other than a penis into the mouth of a man or woman by any man or woman, in a sexual context, is not a sexual offence.

(2) by virtue of section 377CA, the forceful and non-consensual insertion of any part of a body (i.e. fingers) other than a penis into the vagina or anus of a man or woman by any man or woman, in a sexual context, is not a sexual offence.


I really wonder what's the purpose of the Penal Code - to restrict our private life or to protect us from being harmed ???


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Come, you spirits that tend on mortal thoughts!
Unsex me here,
And fill me from the crown to the toe
top full
of direst fellatio.
- with apologies to Shakespeare (replace italics with "cruelty"), Macbeth I.v

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