Friday, 27 June 2008

Settle it The Bidayuh way and One of You Die!


This is a report worth reading - it came from someone who carries the title - "Dr".


The dispute between Deputy Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak and his wife Rosmah and blogger Raja Petra Kamaruddin over the truth of the matter relating to the Altantuya murder case is perhaps best settled by the traditional Bidayuh way, according to State Reform Party (Star) president Dr Patau Rubis.


dr patau rubisPatau, a Bidayuh from Krokong, Bau near Kuching, said he is prepared to sponsor the ceremony if the trio will come and swear before a Bidayuh ketua gawai in the Kampung Gumbang baruk (head house) to the truth of their statements to the authorities.

According to him, the Bidayuh belief is that anyone who tells a lie will die within three weeks.
- Malaysiakini

Truly impressive & amazing ......
This guy needs to be nominated for the Nobel peace prize!

I thought only in India there where such nincompoops who become leaders - Reminds me of a Bihari betel-leaf chewing nutcase-politician (Lalloo Prasad Yadav), who suggested that Politician take part in a cow-milking contest, to decide on the next PM of India!
Just google "Lalloo,Bihar" - and you'll find jokes.
Bihari & Laloo jokes.....
Here's one to get you started -

A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for divorce ?"
Laloo: "Marriage"!

Just couldn't resist it - so here's another, with Lalloo changed to Patau ....

At a bar in New York ......
The man to Patau's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Patau and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"

Patau replies: "DR. PATAU RUBIS, MARRIED."

This Patau is probably better than Bihari politicians -
Yes! Malaysia Boleh!

Patau jokes anyone?
No prizes for guessing on who'd most likely be C4ed, before the 3 weeks are up ...