Monday, 8 June 2009

The PASsing of Reason

"When shame is jettisoned, the mind becomes an "incredible" thing"

"Even Umno doesn't understand it".
Hadi Awang


Abdul Hadi Awang, returned unopposed as PAS president
Even PKR and DAP agree about the unity government talks because they feel that whatever is good for the rakyat should be prioritised. I thank those in PR who understand about the talks to unite the rakyat and all political parties.

Umno claims to be Islamic, so there is nothing wrong with engaging them. What cannot be done today doesn’t mean it cannot be done in the future.


The following is a piece that is dedicated to those who fit the bill, in their blind, unfettered, unblushing ambition to achieve a national stature - without apologizing for telling blatant lies to their ignorant sheep, in the name of God.
With apologies to the author of "Creed", Steve Turner - here it goes .....

We believe in NEP, Ketuanan and God
We believe everything is OK
as long as you don't hurt anyone
to the best of your definition of hurt,
and to the best of your knowledge.

We believe in religion before, during, and after politics.
We believe in the therapy of apostasy.
We believe that voyeurism is fun.
We believe that gender segregation and persecution is OK.
We believe that dissent is taboo.

We believe that everything's getting worse
despite evidence to the contrary.
The dissenters must be investigated
And you can prove anything with evidence.

We believe there's something in skullcaps, goats, beards and robes.
Jibby is a good man just like Harun, Mahathir, and ourselves.
He is a good moral leader
though we think His good morals are bad.

We believe that all politicians are basically the same-
at least the ones that we know of were.
They all believe in power, money and sex.
They only differ on matters of business, NEP, Ketuanan, equality, human rights, and justice.

We believe that after death comes the 76 virgins
Because when you ask the holy ones what happens, they say the same.
Even if 76 virgins is not the end, if the if the holy ones have lied,
then its compulsory heaven for all submitters to the holy ones
excepting perhaps Chin Peng, Kit Siang, Karpal and Kafirs

We believe in being the Masters
What's selected is Unity Govt.
What's Unity Govt is normal.
What's normal is good.

We believe in total disregard for common sense.
We believe there are direct links between religion and bloodshed.
Men should beat their women into pulp and hide them in the cellar,
And the Kafirs would be sure to follow.

We believe that Umno is essentially good.
It's only their behavior that lets them down.
This is the fault of Kafirs.
Kafirs are the fault of conditions.
Conditions are the fault of Kafirs.

We believe that each man must submit
to the truth that we think is right for him.
Reality will adapt accordingly.
The universe will readjust.
History will alter.
We believe that there is no absolute truth
excepting the truth that there is only our absolute truth.

We believe in the rejection of alien creeds,
And the reject the flowering of individual thought.


If chance be the Father of all flesh,
disaster is his rainbow in the sky
and when you hear -
Death to Infidels!!
State of Emergency!
Sniper Kills Ten!
Troops on Rampage!
Whites go Looting!
Bomb Blasts School!
It is but the sound of our skullcapped Jihadi
in his robes and bandana,
worshiping his maker.

Hang on Guys .... It's Mu-zakar-ah Time!!

“I would stay asleep my whole life
if I could dream myself into a company of players.”
~ Viola de Lesseps. Shakespeare in Love (1998)

"Even Umno doesn't understand it." He was asked by a reporter to clarify if PKR and DAP had agreed to it, and he replied, "Yes, they accept. I have told them of it and they accept it ... for the good of the country."
Later, Lim released a media statement that said he did know know what Hadi actually said but stressed that the proposal of a unity government between PR and BN was never discussed at any PR leadership meeting.


"It's not about sharing power with Umno, not about joining Umno. It's just about discussion on current issues for the benefit of the people and the nation," Nasharudin said at a press conference after PAS's 55th muktamar ended today.