An ecologist gives medical advice - DON'T TOUCH YOURSELF!!!
And you gays and singles out there (especially those young ones with raging hormones) - you're screwed rest assured that this Palaniappan fella has damned you to H1N1!!
The best part of this is - that Bernama saw it fit to publish such a moronic opinion - that this idiot believes that friction on the penis (that too, only outside the vagina) lowers your immunity!!! Maybe he's actually expressing the frustration he faces in his personal life huh - and wishes for "the womenfolk to save the menfolk" from H1N1?
Jeez man ..... Speak of village idiots .....
Unconventional Methods To Prevent Influenza
KUALA LUMPUR, Aug 9 (Bernama) -- Avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities are among preventive measures one could take against Influenza A (H1N1), according to an eminent practitioner of complimentary therapy.
Dr. V. M. Palaniappan said that such activities caused the body to develop friction heat which in turn, produced acid and made the body hyperacidised.
"Thus, the body becomes an easy target for H1N1 infection," he told Bernama, emphasising however, that normal sexual union between members of the opposite sex was absolutely safe.
The former associate professor of ecology at Universiti Malaya has authored several books on complementary therapy called, 'Ecological Healing System'.
Monday, 10 August 2009
Somebody tasted "Blood"?
First lets see how this idiot speaks (and take a look at his stupid expression) .....
It appears that BN under the "leadership" of Najib & Muhyiddin have tasted blood after the last Manik Urai elections. Word is that they are willing to go for broke this time around - and not in Permatang Pasir which is just small keropok. While the people & PR campaign machinery is busy with the distraction of Permatang Pasir - the BN state machinery will apparently intensify their campaign in Selangor. And they want it at all costs. So far they have only been indulging in "vandalism" by creating as many bushfires as possible, while the clueless PR guys play catch up in their administrative skills.
They are after Selangor - the crown jewel and goldmine of any Party.
Najib has to consolidate his position and show that he can emulate all his BN predecessors (save Pak Lah, la) - he needs to show the Machiavellian streak which the unthinking Umno hordes beg for and it appears that he isn't gonna spare any punches.
He will soon declare open war on the people's choice by using the state apparatus at his disposal. We all know what our "anti-graft buster" (as described by our MSM) botched it up with Teoh Beng Hock. Let's see what they do next ....
Below are quotes form some prominent Umno personalities. From the three quotes, we can possibly arrive at a conclusion what they are planning for ..... "history"!!!
It definitely gives meaning to the saying "Like Father, Like Son" .......
"JASIN, Aug 9 — Umno’s training bureau will soon organise a course for Umno Youth division chiefs based on a commando-type training module, Umno vice-President Datuk Seri Dr Ahmad Zahid Hamidi said.
........ the course would be carried out by the Umno Youth movement, National Civics Bureau (Biro Tatanegara) and the Malaysia Veteran Commandos Club.
This was the kind of course we had when Datuk Seri Najib Razak was the youth chief."
-Umno Youth leaders to get military-style training
“By my estimate, it (the coalition) will be history in a year or two...."
-Pakatan will be ‘history in a year’: Muhyiddin
"(Everywhere) there are good and bad people. Just because one or two... it is not fair to brand us as a breeding ground for terrorists."
-MalaysiaKini, "DPM: We do not breed terrorists"
"KUALA SELANGOR, Aug 9 — Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak said today he wants Selangor back in Barisan Nasional’s (BN) fold."
-Najib wants Selangor back in BN’s clutches
It appears that BN under the "leadership" of Najib & Muhyiddin have tasted blood after the last Manik Urai elections. Word is that they are willing to go for broke this time around - and not in Permatang Pasir which is just small keropok. While the people & PR campaign machinery is busy with the distraction of Permatang Pasir - the BN state machinery will apparently intensify their campaign in Selangor. And they want it at all costs. So far they have only been indulging in "vandalism" by creating as many bushfires as possible, while the clueless PR guys play catch up in their administrative skills.
They are after Selangor - the crown jewel and goldmine of any Party.
Najib has to consolidate his position and show that he can emulate all his BN predecessors (save Pak Lah, la) - he needs to show the Machiavellian streak which the unthinking Umno hordes beg for and it appears that he isn't gonna spare any punches.
He will soon declare open war on the people's choice by using the state apparatus at his disposal. We all know what our "anti-graft buster" (as described by our MSM) botched it up with Teoh Beng Hock. Let's see what they do next ....
Below are quotes form some prominent Umno personalities. From the three quotes, we can possibly arrive at a conclusion what they are planning for ..... "history"!!!
It definitely gives meaning to the saying "Like Father, Like Son" .......
"JASIN, Aug 9 — Umno’s training bureau will soon organise a course for Umno Youth division chiefs based on a commando-type training module, Umno vice-President Datuk Seri Dr Ahmad Zahid Hamidi said.
........ the course would be carried out by the Umno Youth movement, National Civics Bureau (Biro Tatanegara) and the Malaysia Veteran Commandos Club.
This was the kind of course we had when Datuk Seri Najib Razak was the youth chief."
-Umno Youth leaders to get military-style training
“By my estimate, it (the coalition) will be history in a year or two...."
-Pakatan will be ‘history in a year’: Muhyiddin
"(Everywhere) there are good and bad people. Just because one or two... it is not fair to brand us as a breeding ground for terrorists."
-MalaysiaKini, "DPM: We do not breed terrorists"
"KUALA SELANGOR, Aug 9 — Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak said today he wants Selangor back in Barisan Nasional’s (BN) fold."
-Najib wants Selangor back in BN’s clutches
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