377A - A Law Strong Enough for A Man. ;-D

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Jed Yoong Says:

PRESS STATEMENT: Police Investigation For Sedition

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(Warning: This post is Rated 18SX by the Umnoputra Censor board)
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A fellatio! A fellatio! My kingdom for a fellatio!
-with apologies to Shakespeare (replace italics above with "horse") Richard III, V.iv

Which work was this quote from,
and what was the missing word?

Tee Keat says party won’t back Soi Lek

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The BN Political Propaganda Machinery is rockin', and it's on a roll
- and it's all over morality and legality!!!
We had Frogs and illegal goverments seeking, Queens Counsels in Perak, then dirty pictures, Cows and Cars in Selangor, now we have Fellatio and 377A in Johor .....
The "sensation" created by the BN backed MSM over some perverted tendencies of a missing voyeur/ peeping-tom has hardly died down .... but move over Eli!

We now have Super Chua - (He's Da Man!, I say) - in the docks, as a testament to our Bolehsian Prudish Hypocrisy & stupidity!! "Poor" Chua .... being hounded for his "indiscretion", in "a moment of weakness" (or is it "strength").
He's to be charged under 377A!! This is definitely for the record books!
According to Dangerous Liaisons , nobody has ever been charged under this section in our history (at least then when it was written), and now Chua has made Malaysian History!!
Malaysia Boleh!!!

With all the stupidity shown by the certain quarters in using it to victimize political adversaries, one can only wonder which planet these guys come from. The depths of depravity our politics has sunk to is definitely mind boggling!!
Do these slimeballs actually get-off on these things?

One might also say the same about the lawmakers who don't wish to discuss it in parliament ..... (I wonder what the skullcap restrained mind of the intellectual amoeba - Zulkifli Nordin, would have to say about it!)
Anyway, the following was a comment in the discussion (forum mentioned below) I found:
"it isn't that easy to update acts or codes. It has to go through a length process of drafting, tabling, debating and etc before it finally gets out as amending acts. Why it's not so easy is because every word, every comma and even a full stop makes a difference. Besides, we're talking about a bunch of monkeys in parliament. Do you honestly think that they would want to work that hard?"

Y'know what - I would never trust a lawmaker who confesses to never having experienced the pleasure of this "crime". Ong Tee Keat however says, “Do you think we should support something that is against the law?”
Somebody... anybody - please tell me this wimp is trustworthy ...

Now- All you sexually active adults out there - Beware!
The government now walks into your bedroom and your pants too - 24/7!!
To the more "adventurous" - Whatever you do, remember that you are "protected" from a menage-a-trois (or more), by the Police Act (assembly of three - remember?), and the ISA.

Next, what you do in there, is governed by the Penal Code Section 377 (unless of course you're into Mongolians/ camels/ sheep or, are an Umnoputra, of course- read Rahim Tambi Chik And 15 Year-Old Norhayati)!!
With all the filthy porn infesting the world, bohsias infesting the streets and hostels of our IPTAs, Mongolians & underage girls corrupting our leaders, and what not, Umno believes that 377A makes it a better world - who knows, maybe it's a matter of "national security" and all ....

To all you hubbies out there - Sorry mate!!
You're doomed to boooring "legal" sex if you're a law-abiding Malaysian citizen.
And to all the gals who seek for a foreign spouse - (unless you're into "subs" only),Good Luck, sweetheart if you want them to settle in Bolehsia, knowing "377"!
(To be fair, this is actually a British legacy, and there is actually nothing Malaysian/Arab/ Islamic about it!)

According to some politicians in Malaysia, you will not be charged if you're the complainant (as in the Saiful/ Najib "scholarship" case)- so, if you've got any doubts about your partner, just go ahead and get into the Umno habit of making 101 police reports with an FIR - whether there are "cows" involved or not.

I tried doing a Google on this 377, and reached the following forum, where the 377 was the butt (no- not that kind of butt!) of jokes!!

The following is what I got top most on the search results (at a "Malaysian Brides" forum!!):-

Let us analyze the Penal Code section 377:
377A. Carnal intercourse against the order of nature.
Any person who has sexual connection with another person by the introduction of the penis into the anus or mouth of the other person is said to commit carnal intercourse against the order of nature.
377B. Committing carnal intercourse against the order of nature
Whoever voluntarily commits carnal intercourse against the order of nature shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to twenty years, and shall also be liable to whipping.
377C. Committing carnal intercourse against the order of nature without consent, etc.
Whoever voluntarily commits carnal intercourse against the order of nature on another person without the consent, or against the will, of the other person, or by putting the other person in fear of death or hurt to the person or any other person, shall be punished with imprisonment for a term of not less than five years and not more than twenty years, and shall also be liable to whipping.
377CA. Sexual connection by object.
Any person who has sexual connection with another person by the introduction of any object into the vagina or anus of the other person without the other person's consent shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to twenty years and shall also be liable to whipping. [Exception: This section does not extend to where the introduction of any object into the vagina or anus of any person is carried out for medical or law enforcement purposes.]
377D Gross Indecency
Any person who, in public or private, commits, or abets the commission of, or procures or attempts to procure the commission by any person of, any act of gross indecency with another person, shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to two years ..........................................................................................................................

Now, it would appear to me that by virtue of section 377B and 377D:
(1) a HB can be jailed up to 20 years & whipping if his wife performs oral sex on him. It is, however, not a crime if he performs oral sex on her.
(2) a HB can be jailed up to 20 years & whipping if he has anal sex with his wife, even with her consent or blessing.
(3) a pair of consenting male homosexuals who willingly perform oral sex on, or have anal sex with, each other can both be jailed for up to 20 years and whipping. It is, however, not a crime for a pair of consenting female homosexual to perform any sort of oral sex or anal sex (with the help of any "tools").

The good news for section 377B is that a HB can safely make use of any object (other than his penis) perform anal sex on his wife with her consent. It seems that section 377B favoring the ladies - we can enjoy as much oral sex as possible legally while the female homosexuals can legally enjoy their sex life too.

Hey.. don't be happy too early. By virtue of section 377D,
(1) a couple who willingly spice up their sex life in any aspect other than the ordinary missionary pose in their own bedroom could be deemed as commission of act of gross indecency and can be jailed for up to 2 years.
(2) anyone who own/buy any sex toy could be charged for "attempts to procure the commission of act of gross indecency" with another person and can be jailed for up to 2 years.

There is no clear definition of gross indecency, even kissing in the public can be summoned to Court - there was a case few years back where a chinese couple was charged with gross indecency as they kissed in KLCC garden.

If you think the above are bad enough, let me show you 2 big FLAWs in these sections:
(1) by virtue of section 377B, the forceful and non-consensual insertion of any things other than a penis into the mouth of a man or woman by any man or woman, in a sexual context, is not a sexual offence.
(2) by virtue of section 377CA, the forceful and non-consensual insertion of any part of a body (i.e. fingers) other than a penis into the vagina or anus of a man or woman by any man or woman, in a sexual context, is not a sexual offence.

I really wonder what's the purpose of the Penal Code - to restrict our private life or to protect us from being harmed ???

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Come, you spirits that tend on mortal thoughts!
Unsex me here, And fill me from the crown to the toe
top full of direst fellatio.
- with apologies to Shakespeare (replace italics with "cruelty"), Macbeth I.v

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