A Pendatang In Kay El ....

The following song has to be sung to the tune of
Sting's "An Englishman In New York".

I don't eat tempe but take “babi”, my dear
I like my whisky on the side
And you can hear it in my accent when I talk
I'm a Pendatang in Bolehsia

See me walking down Bukit Bintang
A haram dog here at my side
I could be found dead anywhere I walk
I'm a Pendatang in Kay El

Wooh – oh …..
I'm an alien I'm a legal citizen
I'm an Pendatang in Kay El
Wooh – oh ….....
I'm an alien I'm a legal citizen
I'm a Pendatang in Kay El

If, "Melayu maketh man" as Umno said
Then he's the hero of the day
It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what they say

Wooh – oh ….....
I'm an alien I'm a legal citizen
I'm an Pendatang in Kay El
Wooh – oh ….....
I'm an alien I'm a legal citizen
I'm a Pendatang in Kay El

Modesty, propriety can lead to notoriety
You could end up as the only one
Gentleness, sobriety are rare in this society
At night a candle's brighter than the sun

Takes more than combat gear to make a man
Takes more than a license for a gun
Confront your pendatang, avoid them when you can
An Umno man will run but never walk

If, "Melayu maketh man" as Umno said
Then he's the hero of the day
It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what they say

Wooh – oh ….....
I'm an alien I'm a legal citizen
I'm an Pendatang in Kay El
Wooh – oh ….....
I'm an alien I'm a legal citizen
I'm a Pendatang in Kay El