An ecologist gives medical advice - DON'T TOUCH YOURSELF!!!
And you gays and singles out there (especially those young ones with raging hormones) - you're screwed rest assured that this Palaniappan fella has damned you to H1N1!!
The best part of this is - that Bernama saw it fit to publish such a moronic opinion - that this idiot believes that friction on the penis (that too, only outside the vagina) lowers your immunity!!! Maybe he's actually expressing the frustration he faces in his personal life huh - and wishes for "the womenfolk to save the menfolk" from H1N1?
Jeez man ..... Speak of village idiots .....
Unconventional Methods To Prevent Influenza
KUALA LUMPUR, Aug 9 (Bernama) -- Avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities are among preventive measures one could take against Influenza A (H1N1), according to an eminent practitioner of complimentary therapy.
Dr. V. M. Palaniappan said that such activities caused the body to develop friction heat which in turn, produced acid and made the body hyperacidised.
"Thus, the body becomes an easy target for H1N1 infection," he told Bernama, emphasising however, that normal sexual union between members of the opposite sex was absolutely safe.
The former associate professor of ecology at Universiti Malaya has authored several books on complementary therapy called, 'Ecological Healing System'.
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