Taib Quit?? In your dreams, Jibby!!

This is what zorro had to say:

"Before he left the market he assured the audience
that Taib would step down after the election.

Taib literally gave Jib the finger and shot back
that he would step down after a few years!"

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1MALAYSIA TOP SNAKE-OIL SALESMEN VISITS SARAWAK

SOME BACKGROUND ON SNAKE-OIL SALESMEN.

The snake oil peddler-salesman became a regular in western movies, a travelling "doctor" with dubious credentials, selling some medicine (such as snake oil – SUPPOSEDLY THE PANACEA OF ALL ILLS) with boisterous marketing hype, often supported by pseudo scientific evidence, invariably bogus.

To increase sales, an accomplice in the crowd (a SHILL) would often "attest" the value of the product in an effort to provoke buying enthusiasm. The "doctor" would prudently leave town before his customers realized that they had been cheated. This practice is also called "GRIFTING" and its practitioners are called “GRAFTERS”, much like the PM and his Deputy.

Below is a graphic explanation:

Two GRAFTERS came across the South China Seas like on a mercy mission to rescue Taib and Sarawakians from UBAH. They brought promises of gifts…..albeit with conditions.

GRAFTER #1:

“We will resolve more problems (soon) but you should please resolve April 16 first, can?" said Najib during a short ceremony before leaving.

Damnation! This guy is thick. It is an improvement though of what he said at Rajang Park at last year’s Sibu by elections….that cheap: Lu tolong gua, gua tolong lu infamy! And the SHILLS shouted 1Malasysia three times. The 300 shrills know that they will never get the promised RM300k so they fell over each other shamelessly to get some coupons and some imitation Tupperwares. The opposition cannot give and instead the ceremah electorates donated profusely to the DAP, averaging a minimum of RM10K at each ceremah. Last night the 1000 rally goers at Sibu Jaya donated RM18K.

Before he left the market he assured the audience that Taib would step down after the election.

Taib literally gave Jib the finger and shot back that he would step down after a few years!

It is either abrasive arrogance or calculated rebellion…..like to your face! You take your pick. Maybe he could succeed selling his snake oil to the 300 odd cheapos.

GRAFTER #2:

"I urge all (teachers)to help BN to win big in Sarawak. Just mark 'X' next to BN (on the ballot paper),” he said today.

What he did not say is: We can trace who you voted for….the EC is employed by us.

"After this (the opposition) will say that we are campaigning through teachers, but this is just a gentle reminder, but an important reminder."

If you are not campaigning you must be selling snake-oil. What he did not say: Vote for BN or I’ll send you gently to the interiors.

"They (the Opposition)did (attacking the CM) this with no sense of respect, no consideration and sense of appreciation", he adds, saying Taib has brought changes to Sarawak during his 30-year tenure.

And that is why Taib gave the one finger FU salute and refuses to step down….a real slap to the DPM’s other unblemished cheek

Dang! This guy is shallow! Don’t believe me than prove me wrong HERE. And he is the Deputy Prime Minister. But thank God that’s as far as he can go come 16 April……and he nearly kaput this morning, no?

SARAWALIANS SHOULD CHASE THESE TWO SNAKE-OIL PEDDLERS OUT OF THEIR STATE COME 16 APRIL.