Bolehsian "Happening" News ...

Here's something from Malaysiakini:
Apparently, The March 29 reply from Home Minister Hishammuddin Hussein says
in 2009, 14 people had died in custody- "consist of 3 who died in prison, 7 in police custody and 17 at the Immigration depot detention centre".
i.e. 3+7+17= 14

13 people had died in custody in 2010 - that is, "1 in prison, 9 in police custody and 18 at the Immigration depot detention centre."
i.e. 1+9+18 = 13

Meanwhile, in 2011, it was a case of "17 dead in police custody and 18 at the Immigration depot detention centre" making it a grand total of "21 deaths".
i.e. 17+18= 21
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When the former Education Minister says things like these, you can be sure that Mr. Moo was right when he said that Malaysia has among the best education systems, eh?

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Now to scoop something from The Malaysian Insider:-

“Don’t experiment by changing a driver that has proven his ability in the middle of the journey replacing him with a driver that raises doubt and is dangerous ” he (Najib) said.
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Dear me- that's our dear Premier speaking with an arsenal of firepower at his disposal for the next GE!!
Look at him- he isn't even asking for a bigger majority, but begging not to be replaced!!
He obviously knows the truth to his 69% ratings ....

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Now to give some space to the Clown of our times:-
Hasan (Akidah) Ali also said hedonism is proliferating among Muslims who “instead of sleeping go out late at night with friends- That is why we see Muslims jumping to join Christians ”.
Hasan, however, admitted that he possessed no other evidence apart from these (video) testimonies.
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ROTFLOL!!
That's the best he's got after all the drama for weeks - what a bummer!!

Anyways, to all you Muslim brothers & sisters - Hasan warns that the Night can stir & shake your "Akidah", and will consequently turn you into Christians ..... And all you night-birds ... remember that you are being "proselytized" to whether you realize it or not- so stay indoors and make sure you go to sleep okay.

(but of course- he'll will send his snoop squad if you're suspected of doing anything naughty/hedonistic indoors).
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We wouldn't wanna leave our 3-in-1 Minister now, would we?:
Recently, as reported by an online news portal (TMI, I believe),
He (aka #YoRais) said that if taxi drivers suspected their passengers of wrongdoing “they should immediately take the passengers to any MACC office and lodge a report”.
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ROTFLMAO - This is hilarious ....
I've know ex-cabbies who ran "errands" for their customers- i.e. bribe govt officers/ officials to sort out paperwork- just to make a decent living!!
Can you imagine a cabbie lodging reports on their customers? I can just see their RM flying out the "window" already!!
Imagine if the cabs had a sign which reads,
"If you are suspected of corruption by the cabbie, and taken to MACC- Get used to Windows" ... Bill Gates might just love that, eh?